Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress. - Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree. - What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house. -Stealing apples, little Arthur replied. - Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway? - Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.