Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity - What about the other 10%.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out. - I gotta try that, said the old man.
Do you have any mail for me today? Well, let's see, what's your name? It's on the envelope.
Why is a fat girl like a moped? They're both fun until your friends see you.