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Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.

A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.


Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.

Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.

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