Miscellaneous Jokes Page 1

PAGE 1        2        3        4        5        6        7        8        9        10        11        12        13       


Tim: ''I took my dog to the Flea Circus. ''

Jim: ''How was it?''

Tim: ''He stole the show!''.




Chester: ''Back when I was a kid my Dad had a hard time putting food on the table for his family. ''

Lester: ''Gosh! Was your family poor?''

Chester: ''Not really, Dad was just a short fellow!''.



   


   
Shilo: ''What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?''

Milo: ''Halfway!''.




Sonny: ''I've decided to become a sausage maker. ''

Poppa: ''That's the wurst thing you could do for a living!''

===================

Sonny: ''I got a job at the bagel factory!''

Poppa: ''Doe it keep you busy?''

Sonny: ''There's just a little loafing a round!''

===================

Poppa: ''There was a horrible accident at eyeglass factory!''

Sonny: ''What happened?''

Poppa: ''A worker fell into the machinery and made a spectacle of himself!''

======================
Sonny: ''What day does the parade start?''

Poppa: ''March 4th

=====================

Sonny: ''Knock! Knock!''

Poppa: ''Who's there?''

Sonny: ''Hairdo!''

Poppa: ''Hairdo who?''

Sonny: ''Hairdo you want these packages dropped off?''

========================

Poppa: ''How did he State Prison beekeepers escape?''

Sonny: ''I don't know, tell me!''

Poppa: ''They broke out in hives!''.




NEXT PAGE >>       

All Categories

Submit a joke:
Your Name:
Write or Paste Input here:

Upload picture:      


copyright © jokesandlies.com