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Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .




Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.



   


   
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.




Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.



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