Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him. - With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day. On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week. - Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it. - Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree. He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air. - Aaahhh! What is that noise?.