Knockknock Jokes Page 8

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Primo: ''Knock! Knock!''

Lupia: ''Who's there?''

Primo: ''Tricycles!''

Lupia: ''Tricycles who?''

Primo: ''You should tricycles, it sure beats walking!''.




Lionel: ''Knock! Knock!''

Richie: ''Whose there?''

Lionel: ''Goose!''

Richie: ''Goose who?''

Lionel: ''Goose who this is!''

Richie: ''Feather the love of God!, enough with the fowl jokes!''.



   


   
George: ''Knock! Knock!''

Carl: ''Who's there?''

George: ''Turkey!''

Carl: ''Turkey who?''

George: ''Turkey under the doormat no don't wanna work, so me goes Knock! Knock! Instead!''

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George: ''Knock! Knock!''

Carl: ''Who's there?''

George: ''Chicken and Veal!''

Carl: ''Chicken and Veal who?''

George: ''I was just chicken to see if you were home and it's Veal nice to see that you are!''.




Wendy: ''Knock! Knock!''

Henry: ''Who's there?''

Wendy: ''Chinese and Polish!''

Henry: ''Chinese and Polish who?''

Wendy: ''Please Chinese shoes and then Polish the silverware!''.




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