Knockknock Jokes Page 7

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Hector: ''Knock! Knock!''

Brian: ''Who's there?''

Hector: ''Haywire!''

Brian: ''Haywire Who?''

Hector: ''Haywire you home and not at work?''

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Hector: ''Knock! Knock!''

Brian: ''Who's there?''

Hector: ''Carlotta!''

Brian: ''Carlotta who?''

Hector: ''Carlotta is out back because there's no street parking!''

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Hector: ''Knock! Knock!''

Brian: ''Who's there?''

Hector: ''Bronchitis!''

Brian: ''Bronchitis who?''

Hector: ''The yellow and blue ones are still flying but the Bronchitis stuck in a tree!''

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Hector: ''Knock! Knock!''

Brian: ''Who's there?''

Hector: ''Pneumonia!''

Brian: ''Pneumonia who?''

Hector: ''You are always whining and complaining about something, what's your Pneumonia about today?''.




Primo: ''Knock! Knock!''

Lupia: ''Who's there?''

Primo: ''Tricycles!''

Lupia: ''Tricycles who?''

Primo: ''You should tricycles, it sure beats walking!''.



   


   
Lionel: ''Knock! Knock!''

Richie: ''Whose there?''

Lionel: ''Goose!''

Richie: ''Goose who?''

Lionel: ''Goose who this is!''

Richie: ''Feather the love of God!, enough with the fowl jokes!''.




George: ''Knock! Knock!''

Carl: ''Who's there?''

George: ''Turkey!''

Carl: ''Turkey who?''

George: ''Turkey under the doormat no don't wanna work, so me goes Knock! Knock! Instead!''

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George: ''Knock! Knock!''

Carl: ''Who's there?''

George: ''Chicken and Veal!''

Carl: ''Chicken and Veal who?''

George: ''I was just chicken to see if you were home and it's Veal nice to see that you are!''.




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