Knockknock Jokes Page 7

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Sean: ''Knock! Knock!''

Shawn: ''Who's there?''

Sean: ''Anita!''

Shawn: ''Anita who?''

Sean: ''Anita drink!''

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Sean: ''Knuck! Knuck! Knuck!''

Shawn: ''Come on in Curly Joe! Moe and Larry are already here!!''

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Sean: ''Knock! Knock!''

Shawn: ''Who's there?''

Sean: ''Combustibles!''

Shawn: ''Combustibles who?''

Sean: ''Get the bus boy to combustibles, we're done eating!''.




Miro: ''Knock! Knock,''

Heath: ''Who's there?''

Miro: ''Tallahassee!''

Heath: ''Tallahassee who?''

Miro: ''Tallahassee that Timmy fell down a well!''.



   


   
Kim: ''Knock! Knock!''

Tim: ''Who's there?''

Kim: ''Debbie!''

Tim: ''Debbie who?''

Kim: ''Debbie a full moon out tonight!''.




Hector: ''Knock! Knock!''

Brian: ''Who's there?''

Hector: ''Haywire!''

Brian: ''Haywire Who?''

Hector: ''Haywire you home and not at work?''

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Hector: ''Knock! Knock!''

Brian: ''Who's there?''

Hector: ''Carlotta!''

Brian: ''Carlotta who?''

Hector: ''Carlotta is out back because there's no street parking!''

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Hector: ''Knock! Knock!''

Brian: ''Who's there?''

Hector: ''Bronchitis!''

Brian: ''Bronchitis who?''

Hector: ''The yellow and blue ones are still flying but the Bronchitis stuck in a tree!''

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Hector: ''Knock! Knock!''

Brian: ''Who's there?''

Hector: ''Pneumonia!''

Brian: ''Pneumonia who?''

Hector: ''You are always whining and complaining about something, what's your Pneumonia about today?''.




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