Knockknock Jokes Page 5

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Ted: ''Knock! Knock!''

Ned: ''Who's there?''

Ted: ''Juan''

Ned: ''Juan who?''

Ted: ''Juan did you get home?''.




Ethel: ''Knock! Knock!''

Lucy: ''Who's there?''

Ethel: ''Cheeses!''

Lucy: ''Cheeses who?''

Ethel: ''Cheeses it's cold out here! Open the door!!''

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Ethel: ''Knock! Knock!''

Lucy: ''Who's there?''

Ethel: ''Oregon!''

Lucy: ''Oregon who?''

Ethel: ''Are you home or Oregon?''

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Lucy: ''What's the most Irish state in America?''

Ethel: ''O'regon''

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Lucy: ''What state is tall in the middle and round on both ends?''

Ethel: ''O-HI-O!''

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Lucy: ''Knock! Knock!''

Ethel: ''Who's there?''

Lucy: ''Kalamazoo!''

Ethel: ''Kalamazoo who?''

Lucy: ''Can I use your phone to Kalamazoo! All the wild animals have escaped!''.



   


   
Warren: ''Knock! Knock!''

Zevon: ''Who's there?''

Warren: ''Aaaaawwwahhhh!!!''

Zevon: ''Aaaaawwwahhhh Who?''

Warren: ''Aaaaawwwahhhh Who!!! Werewolves of London!''.




John: ''Knock! Knock!''

Paul: ''Who's there?''

John: ''Otto''

Paul: ''Otto who?''

John: ''You Otto get your doorbell fixed!''.




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