Ted: ''Knock! Knock!''
Ned: ''Who's there?''
Ted: ''Juan''
Ned: ''Juan who?''
Ted: ''Juan did you get home?''.
Ethel: ''Knock! Knock!''
Lucy: ''Who's there?''
Ethel: ''Cheeses!''
Lucy: ''Cheeses who?''
Ethel: ''Cheeses it's cold out here! Open the door!!''
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Ethel: ''Knock! Knock!''
Lucy: ''Who's there?''
Ethel: ''Oregon!''
Lucy: ''Oregon who?''
Ethel: ''Are you home or Oregon?''
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Lucy: ''What's the most Irish state in America?''
Ethel: ''O'regon''
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Lucy: ''What state is tall in the middle and round on both ends?''
Ethel: ''O-HI-O!''
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Lucy: ''Knock! Knock!''
Ethel: ''Who's there?''
Lucy: ''Kalamazoo!''
Ethel: ''Kalamazoo who?''
Lucy: ''Can I use your phone to Kalamazoo! All the wild animals have escaped!''.
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Warren: ''Knock! Knock!''
Zevon: ''Who's there?''
Warren: ''Aaaaawwwahhhh!!!''
Zevon: ''Aaaaawwwahhhh Who?''
Warren: ''Aaaaawwwahhhh Who!!! Werewolves of London!''.
John: ''Knock! Knock!''
Paul: ''Who's there?''
John: ''Otto''
Paul: ''Otto who?''
John: ''You Otto get your doorbell fixed!''.
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