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George: ''Knock! Knock!''

Carl: ''Who's there?''

George: ''Turkey!''

Carl: ''Turkey who?''

George: ''Turkey under the doormat no don't wanna work, so me goes Knock! Knock! Instead!''

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George: ''Knock! Knock!''

Carl: ''Who's there?''

George: ''Chicken and Veal!''

Carl: ''Chicken and Veal who?''

George: ''I was just chicken to see if you were home and it's Veal nice to see that you are!''.




Wendy: ''Knock! Knock!''

Henry: ''Who's there?''

Wendy: ''Chinese and Polish!''

Henry: ''Chinese and Polish who?''

Wendy: ''Please Chinese shoes and then Polish the silverware!''.



   


   
Don: ''Knock! Knock!''

Jose: ''Whose there?''

Don: ''Hula Hoo!''

Jose: ''Hula Hoo who?''

Don: ''Hula Hoo! May I use your bathroom because I needa P!''.




Jim: ''Knock! Knock!''

Tim: ''Who's there?''

Jim: ''Linus!''

Tim: ''Linus who?''

Jim: ''Linus up side by side and then try tell us who is who!''.




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