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Mutt: ''Knock! Knock!''

Jeff: ''Who's there?''

Mutt: ''Will!''

Jeff: ''Will who?''

Mutt: ''Will you for Heaven's sake open this door!''.




Chet: ''Knock! Knock!''

David: ''Who's there?''

Chet: ''Intestine!''

David: ''Intestine who?''

Chet: ''I have Intestine minutes! Can you give a ride to school?''.



   


   
Fred: ''Knock! Knock!''

Ethel: ''Who's there?''

Fred: ''Baby Otter!''

Ethel: ''Baby Otter who?''

Fred: ''Baby otter have it's diapers changed, their starting to stink!''

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Fred: ''Knock! Knock!''

Ethel: ''Who's there?''

Fred: ''Asparagus!''

Ethel: ''Asparagus who?''

Fred: ''Can you Asparagus? My car's tank is almost empty!''

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Ethel: ''Is vegetable farming a lucrative career?''

Fred: ''You can make a decent celery!''.




Rex: ''Knock! Knock!''

Tex: ''Who's there?''

Rex: ''Michigan!''

Tex: ''Michigan who?''

Rex: ''I Michigan the bus! That's the third time this week!''

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Tex: ''Knock! Knock!''

Rex: ''Who's there?''

Tex: ''Alaska!, Texas!''

Rex: ''Alaska!, Texas who?''

Rex: ''Alaska only one more time for your Texas or report you to the IRS!''.




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