Knockknock Jokes Page 2

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Aaron: ''Knock! Knock!''

Jim: ''Who's there?''

Aaron: ''Mustard!''

Jim: ''Mustard Who?''

Aaron: ''You Mustard me go knock! Knock! Because the doorbell don't work!''.




Paul: ''Knock! Knock!''

George: ''Who's there?''

Paul: ''Barbara Ann!''

George: ''Barbara Ann who?''

Paul: ''You need to go to the Barbara Ann get your haircut!''.



   


   
John: ''Knock! Knock!''

Linda: ''Who's there?''

John: ''Tortoise!''

Linda: ''Tortoise who!''

John: ''They tortoise all sorts of things at school today!''.




Chester: ''Knock! Knock!''

Lester: ''Who's there?''

Chester: ''China!''

Lester: ''China who?''

Chester: ''China flashlight up here so I can change this burnt out porch light bulb!''.




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