Knockknock Jokes Page 2

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Chester: ''Knock! Knock!''

Lester: ''Who's there?''

Chester: ''China!''

Lester: ''China who?''

Chester: ''China flashlight up here so I can change this burnt out porch light bulb!''.




Stan: ''Knock! Knock!''

Dan: ''Who's there?''

Stan: ''Howie!''

Dan: ''Howie who?''

Stan: ''Howie we doing so far?''.



   


   
Ted: ''Knock! Knock!''

Tod: ''Who's there?''

Ted: ''Ice Cream Sundae!''

Tod: ''Ice Cream Sundae Who?''

Ted: ''Ice Cream Sundae when my Momma tries to drag me to church!''.




Ray: ''Knock! Knock!''

Jay: ''Who's there?''

Ray: ''Address!''

Jay: ''Address who?''

Ray: ''Hello there lady,I'm Luigi from a the dry cleaner, it this your address?''

Jay: ''Of course! I lived in this house for the past 32 years!''.




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