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David: ''Knock! Knock!''

Tim: ''Who's there?''

David: ''Aardvark!''

Tim: ''Aardvark who?''

David: ''It's Aardvark thinking up new Knock! Knock! Jokes!''

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David: ''Knock! Knock!''

Tim: ''Who's there?''

David: ''Onion Dicey!''

Tim: ''Onion Dicey who?''

David: ''Onion Dicey is where the Little Mermaid live!''.




Aaron: ''Knock! Knock!''

Jim: ''Who's there?''

Aaron: ''Mustard!''

Jim: ''Mustard Who?''

Aaron: ''You Mustard me go knock! Knock! Because the doorbell don't work!''.



   


   
Paul: ''Knock! Knock!''

George: ''Who's there?''

Paul: ''Barbara Ann!''

George: ''Barbara Ann who?''

Paul: ''You need to go to the Barbara Ann get your haircut!''.




John: ''Knock! Knock!''

Linda: ''Who's there?''

John: ''Tortoise!''

Linda: ''Tortoise who!''

John: ''They tortoise all sorts of things at school today!''.




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