Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse? - Yes dear but don't go too close.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother! Jenny: How cute! What's his name? Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map. Arthur: -This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: -Arthur did.