Idiot Jokes Page 9
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
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