Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by. - Isnít it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas. - Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles? - He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job. - So how are things going so far Arthur? - Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur? - I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.