Idiot Jokes Page 8

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Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isnít it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.

Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.


Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.

Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.

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