Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles? - He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job. - So how are things going so far Arthur? - Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur? - I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store? It says ''Open here''.