Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man. They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss: - Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish. - Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it. - I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.