Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do. - Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him. - With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day. On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week. - Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it. - Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree. He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air. - Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ? - He fell out of the window.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie. - Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl. - You're on, said Delbert. The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks. - Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end. - Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.