Arthur called the airline: - Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there? - One moment sir. - Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets? - Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek. - How do we cross Delbert? - Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side. - You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong? - Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.