Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert? - So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone: - Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now. -Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over. When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table. - Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out? Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.