Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''. -See any cops around? asked Arthur. -Nope, said Delbert. -OK, let's go for it!.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground. - I think it's a deer, said Arthur - No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion. Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened. - He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it? - Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert? - So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.