Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport. - Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert? - No, Arthur, nothing unusual. - What's that in the back of the truck? - The burned pigs. - Burned pigs? - Yes the barn burned down Arthur. - The barn burned down? - Yes, it was ignited by the burning house. - The house burned down too? - Yes, one of the candles fell over. - Candles? What candles? - The ones by your wife's coffin. - My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!? - Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof. - What was she doing on the roof? - She was drunk. - Well, that's nothing unusual. - Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .