Milo: ''What do you call the President of the United States dog with?''
Otis: ''A whistle?''
Milo: ''Nope, A Trump Pet!''.
Sam was shopping at the supermarket looking in the dairy case and could not find what he wanted.
''Excuse me,'' he asked the store manager, ''Where is the prepackaged shredded cheese?''
''I'm sorry,''replied the manager,''But on direct U. S. Presidential orders, we are not allowed to sell prepackaged shredded cheese in United States!''
''But why ??'', asked perplexed Sam.
''Because,'' said the manager,''President Trump is going to make America GRATE again!''.
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