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Dr. Sigmund: ''I have a patient who is an agnostic dyslexic who suffers from insomnia!''
Dr. Fred: ''Sounds awful!''
Dr. Sigmund: ''I know, he lies in bed all night long wondering if there really is a dog!''
Dr. Fred: ''Well you think that's bad, I have a patient who is a masochist into bestality and necrophilia!''
Dr. Sigmund: ''What happened?''
Dr. Fred: ''He had to give it all up because he felt like he was beating a dead horse!''.
A Scotsman, fresh off the boat from Glasgow, was out one windy evening strolling the streets of New York City. The strong breeze was blowing newspapers and leaves around through the air. Pedestrians were clutching their hats struggling against the squally winds. As the the Scotsman passed by a pretty young lady on the sidewalk a sudden gust blew her skirt above her waist up to her armpits.
The Scotsman commented,''It's very airy, isn't it Miss?''
The young lady blushed and replied,''Well what did you expect, feathers?''.
Grandma and Grandpa were laying in bed one Saturday night.......
Grandma: ''I say Pa, Have you ever cheated on me in our 50 years of marriage?''
Grandpa: ''Well Ma,....... Only just once!''
Grandma: ''Well....... We sure could use that ''Just Once'' right about now!''.
Down at the bank a young lady place a large glass jar of nickels on the counter and said to the bank teller, ''I wish to put these nickels in my savings account. ''
The bank teller looked at the large jar of nickels and said,''Golly Miss, You sure have hoarded a big jar nickels!''
The young lady blushed and said, ''Truth be told, my sister whored half of them.''.
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