Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man. They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills? How are we going to do that Arthur? - You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed. - Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded. - Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur. - No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February. - That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.