Pete was the poorest dirt farmer in the whole county. His crops never thrived and he did not have any livestock . He barely eked out a living. One day Pete was out hoeing weeds and he dug up the proverbial magical lamp. In a cloud of blue smoke out came the Genie..
''You may have one wish!'', spoke the Genie,''Anything in the entire world can be yours! Absolutely any possibility you can imagine! Anything that your heart may desire! This will be yours!''
''My neighbor.... '' said Pete.
''Yes?''... Said the Genie with interest.
''My neighbor... Has a goat.. '' said Pete.
''Yes??''... Said the Genie with anticipation.
''My neighbor... Has a goat.. KILL IT!!!'' said Pete.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Gus: Knock! Knock!
Russ: Who's there?
Russ: Linda who?
Gus: Can you Linda me five bucks? I'll pay you back Tuesday!.
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