Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didnít I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Zeb: ''Where's the best place for o look for a lost dirt farmer?''
Job: ''Beets me!''
Zeb: ''They usually turnip in a field!''
Zeb: ''What happened to the shepherd who was trampled by his flock?''
Jeb: ''They herded his feelings!''.
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