Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arnold: ''In a group of big rocks, why was the smallest the bravest?''
Ronald: ''I don't know, why?''
Arnold: ''Because unlike the others, he was just a little boulder!''
Ronald: ''Why didn't the imitation rock feel appreciated?''
Arnold: ''Because he always was being taken for granite!''.
Edgar was at the greasy spoon diner having lunch. The waitress was shouting orders to the kitchen staff.
''Hey Tiny!.. 2 ham and eggs!!''
''Hey Runt!... 3 coffees!!''
''Hey Shrimp-O! 1 ham sandwich!!''
''Hey Small Stuff!... 1 Apple pie and milk!''
''Hey Little One.. 2 burgers!''
''Aren't you being verbally abusive to the chef?'' asked the concerned Edgar.
''It's okay,'' said the waitress, '' He's a Short Order Cook!''.
copyright © jokesandlies.com