Crime and PUNishment......
Roscoe: ''How do you rob an ATM?''
Lefty: ''Use a Machine Gun!''
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Roscoe: ''Hey, I heard the cops nabbed you trying to sell a bunch of stolen sabers and cutlasses and then you tried to sword fight your way out to escape?''
Lefty: ''Yeah that's right, I was arrested for fencing and fencing!''
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Roscoe: ''I heard that the cops placed a mannequin of a child holding the correct MPH number for drivers to obey in School Zones. ''
Lefty: ''What are the cops going to call it?!''
Roscoe: ''A Statue of Limitation!''
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Roscoe: ''What type of sweater do Traffic Cops wear?''
Lefty: ''A Pullover!''.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Down at the Grand Old Opry in Nashville, Tennessee there was a horrible scandal and a member of ''The Hee Haw Show'' was arrested and thrown in jail. An angry mob of fans of the show formed out in front of the courthouse and began a loud chanting.
''Free Samples! Free Samples! Free Samples! Free Samples!'' shouted the irate crowd.
''What kind of samples?'' asked a curious man passing by.
''Junior Samples!'' answered a crowd member.
''I knew there was catch!'' replied the man glumly.
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