It's late on a Friday afternoon... A man in a hurry walks into a drugstore... He says to the pharmacist on duty...
''Give me a case of condoms... A dozen dozen... 12 boxes of 12 each!''
The pharmacist makes the sales request and the man rushes out....
It's early the next Monday morning and the same man, obviously perturbed, is there as he opens the drugstore for business.
''May I help you Sir?'' asks the pharmacist.
''That case of condoms you sold me Friday had only 142! It was missing two!'' declares the man.
The pharmacist thinks a moment and says....
''Sorry to have ruined your weekend there, Old Sport!''.
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