Hey Arthur, What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
- Well, Delbert, I don't know, one's meat the other's vegetable? What?
- Anyone can roast beef.
Dr. Sigmund: ''I have a patient who is an agnostic dyslexic who suffers from insomnia!''
Dr. Fred: ''Sounds awful!''
Dr. Sigmund: ''I know, he lies in bed all night long wondering if there really is a dog!''
Dr. Fred: ''Well you think that's bad, I have a patient who is a masochist into bestality and necrophilia!''
Dr. Sigmund: ''What happened?''
Dr. Fred: ''He had to give it all up because he felt like he was beating a dead horse!''.
Ed: ''Knock! Knock!''
Fred: ''Who's there?''
Ed: ''China dish. ''
Fred: ''China dish who?''''
Ed: ''Last name only on the dotted line, please.''.
John: ''Knock! Knock!''
Paul: ''Who's there?''
Paul: ''Otto who?''
John: ''You Otto get your doorbell fixed!''.
Dave: ''Knock! Knock!''
Chet: ''Who's there?''
Chet: ''Whiskey who?''
Dave: ''Tell me whiskey fits this door so I don't have to go Knock! Knock! No more!''.
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