Some tired jokes......
Phil: ''Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?''
Bill: ''Because it two/too tired!''
Phil: ''I heard you did not make it home last night because there was air in only one of your car's wheels. ''
Bill: ''Well, you know what they say,.. 'Flat tire three will get you no where!'''
Phil: ''Why was the service station closed?''
Bill: ''The owner had retired for the night!''
Phil: ''Why should you go to the bowling alley if you have a flat tire and the service station is closed?''
Bill: ''It's the only other place in town where you can pick up a spare!''.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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