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The ghost of a guy outfitted as a plumber has regularly been witnessed in a mobile home near Yakima. It's been said that this exact spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was killed while driving through Yakima before the present.
Napoleon Bonaparte is often seen trying to find a bag beside a parked Buick in a Yakima parking lot at night.
A gargantuan newt is rumored to have been perceived on one or two instances in a Yakima area auto part store, striding the aisles.
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
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