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These are some lies we made up about Yakima.
A gigantic sheep has occasionally been spotted looking through house windows in Yakima on a dark night.
A very large aardvark is every so often spotted in a boat on Berglund Lake conversing into the thin air.
The spirit of an aged woman carrying a rifle is known to have been witnessed on a small number of instances by Lookout Point searching for a woman.
The ghost of a waitress can every now and then be perceived hiding a dead body by a sizeable rock in Ahtanum Youth County Park in the early morning hours. People assert that this ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Yakima many years ago.
A gargantuan rat has frequently been perceived by Cascade Mill Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight staring at the water.
An ET from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been observed on many occasions struggling to articulate something up on the summit of Pleasant Hill.
A huge salamander may regularly
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be distinguished very late at night checking out Ahtanum Valley in detail.
A sizeable chilling monster may be distinguished repeatedly watching cable in a Yakima living room very late at night.
An extraterrestrial has once in a while been distinguished on a Yakima residential street late in the night.
The ghost of an aged cleaning
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lady is sometimes perceived hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Yakima. One of the residents definitely claims that this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a local who used to reside here in Yakima.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship has been said to have been noticed on frequent instances pulling a dead body from the ice cold water of Ahtanum Creek very late at night.
The ghost of a youthful woman outfitted as a house keeper can every so often be distinguished gazing at a man sleeping in a bed in a residence in Yakima.
An alien from Saturn was observed trying on a hat in a Yakima mobile home.
A massive guinea pig became visible scraping out an outlet in Brooks Memorial State Park outside the ranger station.
The phantom of a youthful cowboy was made out snooping in mailboxes after midnight in Yakima. The eye witness got scared and ran away.
An ET from another solar system came into sight in a Yakima highschool very late at night marching the halls.
The phantom of a
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coal-miner was perceived in a mirror in a Yakima apartment; the spirit was only detectable in the mirror. The ghost reacted to the bystander. A number of of the folks here argue this ghost is the struggling soul of a long dead Yakima local.
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Ghost Sightings From Yakima
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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