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These are some lies we made up about Westport.
The ghost of a man outfitted as a gas station attendant is now and then noticed spending time in an abandoned dwelling in Westport.
A female with a partly see-through body has been seen on several occasions eating a fish on the water's edge of Horseshoe Lake. One thing's for guaranteed, this ghost indisputably is terrifying; one that you wouldn't wish to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An enormous chinchilla may sometimes be perceived at Armstrong Bay at night looking down into the water.
An ET has often been distinguished in Grayland Access State Park late at night smoking a pipe.
Little Red Riding Hood is often seen speaking into the night in Sand Island Shoal at the stroke of midnight.
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Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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