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These are some lies we made up about Wenatchee.
A gigantic chimpanzee may every now and then be noticed wandering from home to home after midnight on a Wenatchee lane.
A space invader from planet Venus was distinguished carrying a human skull in Chase Park on a dark night.
The ghost of a lady with half her head missing appeared on the apex of Old Butte before sunrise gazing at the panorama. There are additional testimonies on the subject of this spirit in the neighborhood. A number of of the folks who live in this town allege this spirit may be a famous past local of Wenatchee.
An enormous porpoise was witnessed in Dry Gulch on a dark night looking.
The Ugly Duckling appeared by Castle Rock trying to express something.
A female having a machete in her head was noticed rummaging around in a freezer in the kitchen of a Wenatchee trailer in the early morning hours before sunrise. Additional stories of this ghost have been conveyed. In any case, it's a creepy spirit that you do not want to bump
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into in the early morning hours.
A wandering ghost was distinguished late in the night drifting down Squilchuck Creek. This ghost is very active in this vicinity; there have been many other sightings of this individual ghost. No matter what, it's without a doubt a frightening ghost that any sound person would not want to run into.
A gargantuan
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porcupine has repeatedly been observed before sunrise glancing over Baker Flats.
The phantom of a plane pilot is repeatedly noticed shouting names of people down at Rainey Spring at the stroke of midnight. It's been said that this specific phantom is the tormented spirit of a long dead Wenatchee local resident.
An alien from another world has been said to have been distinguished on several instances at H And H Reservoir Number Two Dam late in the night enjoying the vista.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer can frequently be distinguished having a seat at a table in a Wenatchee trailer.
The spirit of a strong lumberjack grasping a large axe can be spotted time and again gazing at people in a Wenatchee building through a peephole.
William Shakespeare has once in a while been witnessed trying to flag down cars by a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of Wenatchee.
The menacing spirit of a Hun is occasionally perceived mailing a letter at a Wenatchee post office.
An extraterrestrial voyager
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from another galaxy has allegedly been spotted on a few instances glugging down regular from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Wenatchee.
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Ghost Sightings From Wenatchee
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Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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