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An extraterrestrial explorer from space is sometimes distinguished on the peak of Chelan Hill in the early morning hours staring at the view.
The ghost of a guy grasping a bloody axe can sometimes be observed smoking a pipe in Douglas Draw late at night.
An ET from Venus has regularly been seen speaking into the thin air down by Singleton Spring on a dark night.
A very large ground hog is regularly noticed sitting on a stool in a house in Waterville.
An army outfit pacing about devoid of a body in it has purportedly been seen on a few occasions striding from residence to residence around midnight on a Waterville residential road. Some of the people who live in this town declare this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Waterville some decades ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Waterville
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Ghost Sightings From Waterville
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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