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These are some lies we made up about Walla Walla.
The phantom of an elderly witch may be perceived time and again in a secluded neighborhood next to Walla Walla. In any event, it in all certainty is a frightening ghost that should be kept away from.
A female's body having a bat's head has occasionally been spotted hiding a dead body by a large rock in Borleske Stadium at night.
A huge walrus is occasionally spotted mailing a parcel at a Walla Walla post office.
An Iguanodon can once in a while be observed drinking regular unleaded from a pump at a refueling station in Walla Walla.
A space man from another planet has regularly been made out flashing a flash light in Pumpkin Hollow before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Walla Walla
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Ghost Sightings From Walla Walla
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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