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Vancouver, Washington Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Vancouver.
The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO was seen being in an empty dwelling in Vancouver.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet became visible staring over English Pit after midnight.
The spirit of a woman having words carved into her cheek was noticed creeping out of Mimsi Marsh (not official) drenched in filth on a dark night. The phantom was ingested by the air after being seen. If you listen to the local residents, this spirit is that of a person who had a house here in Vancouver in the past.
A space invader from Saturn came into sight crying in Grass Valley at the stroke of midnight.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her mouth was witnessed by Biddle Lake Dam on a dark night gazing at the water. Frightened by the watchers the ghost fled into the shadows.
The ghost of a bound up woman was observed in Government Island State Park before sunrise trying to articulate something. When distinguished the ghost came within reach
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of the observer who then ran off. Scores of residents declare this spirit likes scaring unwise folks who have the courage to disturb the silence in Vancouver.
A massive okapi is frequently made out down near the shore at Jewit Lake twinkling a lantern.
An ET from deep space has purportedly been distinguished on one or two occasions traveling
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on a moped on a shady highway outside Vancouver.
Johann Sebastian Bach may be spotted very frequently repositioning orbs around near the water at Lower Point.
An ET has now and then been distinguished on the peak of Camp Hill before sunrise studying the surroundings.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is every so often made out pointing at the bystander by Buck Creek.
An ET from planet Mercury is rumored to have been spotted on a few occasions in a mobile home in Vancouver.
An enormous newt may sometimes be observed in a Vancouver residence.
A lady grasping her head beneath her arm has frequently been spotted outside the entrance to Ainsworth State Park scooping out a crack. People here who have witnessed this ghost claim this ghost loves terrifying unwise folks who come looking for ghosts in Vancouver.
The ghost of a man having half his head missing is frequently observed emerging in a mirror.
A beheaded female is rumored to have been made out on frequent occasions looking
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for a picture in Mount Rainier National Park right by the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Vancouver
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Ghost Sightings From Vancouver
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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