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These are some lies we made up about Valley.
Issac Newton can now and then be distinguished throwing boulders up on the top of Boudes Hill.
An alien vacationer from another planet has repeatedly been distinguished hollowing out a nook at Browns Lake Dam before sunrise.
A huge otter is regularly perceived trashing a photo in the middle of Bulldog Creek.
An Allosaurus has been said to have been spotted on a few occasions after midnight exploring McKale Canyon in detail.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy may regularly be distinguished glancing across Deer Meadow around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Valley
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Ghost Sightings From Valley
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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