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An martian traveler from space is regularly perceived shouting at the witness to be off beside a deserted highway near Vader at midnight.
The spirit of a young-looking cowboy has been said to have been made out on several occasions dragging a body from the chilly water of Agren Creek after midnight. Several of the people who live here allege this spirit is the stressed spirit of a long departed Vader local person. No matter what, it's a chilling ghost that should be stayed away from.
The ghost of a steel-miner may repeatedly be seen throwing pebbles up on Bebe Mountain. Regardless of what people utter, it's without a doubt a menacing ghost that is better not interrupted.
A space man from another part of the galaxy can be spotted over and over again before sunrise looking across Cougar Flat.
An extremely large cat has every now and then been noticed chucking bricks into Ryderwood Pond on a dark night.
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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