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A space man from planet Mars is often made out scrutinizing Bishop Canyon in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has purportedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions drinking blood from a mug up on the top of Becks Hill.
The ghost of an elderly guy with a large gray mustache can frequently be made out gazing across Walkers Prairie before sunrise.
Goldilocks can be distinguished frequently looking at a woman sleeping on the floor in a building in Tumtum.
A gigantic puma has now and then been observed flinging pebbles into the current at Bartlett Creek on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Tumtum
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Ghost Sightings From Tumtum
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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