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These are some lies we made up about Toutle.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship is occasionally seen seated in a chair in a trailer in Toutle.
An extremely large mynah bird has been spotted on a small number of occasions on the peak of Beigle Mountain late at night studying the panorama.
The ghost of a young-looking woman outfitted as a house keeper may sometimes be seen heaving bricks into the stream at Brownell Creek at midnight. In any case, this ghost undeniably is terrifying; one that you wouldn't want to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A Plateosaurus was distinguished studying Eden Valley in detail at midnight.
A giant panda showed up in Kid Valley Park before sunrise shouting.
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Ghost Sightings From Toutle
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Ghost Sightings From Toutle
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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