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These are some lies we made up about Tieton.
A gigantic capybara can every so often be noticed piling pebbles along a wild road right next door to Tieton before sunrise.
Napoleon Bonaparte was seen standing by a secluded highway near Tieton.
An enormous ocelot showed up cleaning a blood-covered bed sheet in Bowser Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing soldier's attire was observed by North Fork Cowiche Creek smoking a pipe. This precise spirit has been made out repeatedly in this neighborhood. One of the folks who live here decisively declares that this ghost is the undead soul of a former Tieton resident.
A huge hare came into sight burying a cadaver by a large boulder in Oak Creek State Wildlife Area after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Tieton
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Ghost Sightings From Tieton
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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