Thornton

 
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A Velociraptor may regularly be noticed pulling a body from the freezing water of Willow Creek around midnight.

A space invader may be observed frequently gulping blood from a bottle up on the top of Granite Butte.

A gargantuan crow is sometimes made out in Steptoe Butte State Park before sunrise dragging a dead body over the grass.
    
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy has been spotted on many occasions slurping orange juice in the early morning hours by a mailbox in Thornton.

A space alien from Saturn was seen marching through a home in Thornton.

 

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