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A massive mustang is repeatedly spotted seated in a chair in a mobile home outside Stevenson.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief is known to have been observed on a small number of occasions in the rear seat of a pickup by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in her rear view mirror before dawn. One thing's for sure, it's without a doubt a scary ghost that is better not disrupted.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady can regularly be perceived pulling a dead body from the cold water of Bear Creek late in the night. Based on what the people who live here argue, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while passing through Stevenson many years ago.
A gigantic tapir can be seen often seeking a picture in Warren Gap after midnight.
A space alien has every so often been perceived watering plants in the front yard of an apartment in Stevenson.
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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