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A man's body having the head of a goat can now and then be noticed at night floating down on Chambers Creek.
A womanly figure was spotted late at night examining Toliva Shoal in detail. Shocked by the onlookers the ghost fled into the darkness.
The phantom of a guy clutching a sword came into sight standing by a secluded road close to Steilacoom. When observed the ghost came up to the eye witness who then ran off. Locals here who have distinguished this ghost claim this ghost is that of a local who settled here in Steilacoom a long time ago.
A very large whale was noticed scraping out an outlet by Fourth Infantry Bluff.
A female with larvae crawling out of her eye sockets came into view destroying a box by the water's edge at American Lake. This particular ghost has been noticed frequently in this spot. In any case, this is a hostile spirit that you would not want to meet around midnight.
The spirit of a bound up female was noticed
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in American Lake North County Park before sunrise gulping blood from a bottle. Numerous sightings of this spirit have been reported.
A female with the head of a demon was seen hovering across American Prairie late in the night. This ghost is very active in this area; there have been several other reports of this exact ghost.
A Tyrannosaurus
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has frequently been seen drinking apple juice up on the peak of Aldred Hill.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer is regularly noticed smoking a pipe at Anderson Pond Dam very late at night.
A very large wombat is known to have been perceived on a small number of instances in Adams Woods in the early morning hours climbing a tall tree.
The spirit of a guy with half his head missing can be seen very frequently in a trailer in Steilacoom. Locals here declare that this ghost loves frightening people who have the guts to disrupt the serenity in Steilacoom.
A gigantic parrot has once in a while been perceived at night flying over the Porter Hills.
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Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad. - Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do? - I'd go and get my friend Delbert. - Your friend? Why would you do that? - He's never seen a train wreck before. Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie. - Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl. - You're on, said Delbert. The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks. - Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end. - Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice. Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened. - He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it? - Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him. Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen? Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off. Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur? Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store. A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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