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A lady with a machete sticking out of her head has frequently been spotted in Choke Cherry Canyon before sunrise flashing a kerosene lamp. If you listen to the locals, this spirit is in all probability the undeparted spirit of a person who used to have a home here in Starbuck.
An enormous aoudad is frequently perceived next to Choke Cherry Spring very late at night meditating.
A medieval armor with no human inside can frequently be distinguished repositioning orbs about in the middle of Alkali Flat Creek. According to what the residents declare, this phantom is the struggling soul of a former Starbuck person who lived here.
A sasquatch may be distinguished very often taking a rest on a stool in a home in Starbuck.
An alien from planet Venus is every now and then perceived staggering from residence to residence in the early morning hours on a Starbuck street.
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Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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