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These are some lies we made up about Spokane.
A gargantuan puma was spotted relaxing in an armchair in a trailer near Spokane.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos materialized concealing a corpse by a sizeable boulder in Albi Stadium before sunrise.
A huge donkey was distinguished before dawn pursuing a passing pickup on a shadowy road close to Spokane.
The phantom of a lady with a knife in her neck appeared soaring over Comstock Park around midnight. The ghost didn't care that there was someone other near. In any case, it's undoubtedly a chilling ghost that should be let alone.
An alien was noticed in the rear seat of a Chrysler by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
The martian mechanic of a UFO was distinguished cleaning a bloody jacket in Bowl and Pitcher after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune has repeatedly been spotted chucking stones into the water at Dartford Creek around midnight.
A space man from outer space
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is repeatedly perceived looking at the view from the apex of Dart Hill before sunrise.
A massive marten has supposedly been witnessed on many occasions trimming bushes in the back yard of a flat in Spokane.
The ghost of a strapped up female may often be witnessed at Lincoln Heights Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise
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enjoying the vista.
A huge monkey can be made out very frequently on the shore of Lincoln Heights Reservoir shouting at the watcher to leave.
A giant bat has from time to time been seen flinging chunks of concrete in Bigelow Gulch at the stroke of midnight.
A very large moose is sometimes observed resting in an armchair in a building in Spokane.
A very large steer has been made out on numerous instances destroying a picture underneath a streetlamp in Spokane.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has frequently been seen trying to find a bag in Crystal Falls State Park quite near the ranger station.
A woman grasping her head beneath her arm is frequently seen staggering from mobile home to mobile home before dawn on a Spokane avenue. Several of the folks who live in this town assert this ghost can be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Spokane before the present.
Aristotle has supposedly been made out on one or two occasions smoking a cigar in Lake Roosevelt National
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Recreation Area at the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Spokane
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Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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