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An armor from the middle ages without a human being inside can be perceived over and over again before sunrise staring across Connells Prairie. Anyhow, this is an unlikable ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The Abominable Snowman has occasionally been seen in a hardware store in the South Prairie area.
The ghost of a lady with a plastic bag fastened around her head is sometimes spotted shuffling orbs about by Bear Creek. A number of of the people who live in this town argue this ghost is in all probability the tormented ghost of a resident who used to live here in South Prairie.
An extraterrestrial has been said to have been distinguished on numerous occasions up on Brooks Hill shouting names of people.
A sizeable creepy spirit can every so often be observed looking down into the water at Maple Point at night. In any event, it's a scary phantom that is better not upset.
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Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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