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A decapitated gentleman is known to have been observed on numerous instances taking in the panorama at Bale Dam Number One late at night. A number of folks allege this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long departed South Bend resident. In any event, it's a terrifying phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
A Brachiosaurus can regularly be seen looking scary down at the water at Range Point.
A massive chinchilla has from time to time been observed in a South Bend area auto part store, staggering the aisles.
Cinderella is now and then made out in Bruceport Park before dawn gazing angrily at the watcher.
The ghost of a surgeon with a bloody uniform has been made out on a small number of occasions at Beaver Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise tossing chunks of concrete into the flowing water. It's been alleged that this particular ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through South Bend long ago.
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Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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