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Johann Sebastian Bach is often made out striding through a home in Soap Lake.
A space man is known to have been witnessed on many instances in Grand Coulee late in the night dining on a cookie.
The spirit of a tied up lady can frequently be observed up on High Hill downing gasoline. It has been claimed that this precise ghost is that of a person who lived here in Soap Lake in the past.
A lady grasping her head beneath her arm can be seen very frequently gazing across Dry Lake very late at night.
A gargantuan civet is now and then observed marching through a trailer close to Soap Lake.
The ghost of a youthful female sporting a blood-splattered wedding gown is rumored to have been seen on frequent instances trying to find a man in a raft on South Willow Lake. If you listen to what the locals argue, this phantom likes terrifying foolish folks who are brave enough to interrupt the silence in Soap Lake.
A Megalosaurus was spotted in Ephrata Heights Park very late at night concealing a dead body by a big boulder.
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Ghost Sightings From Soap Lake
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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