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These are some lies we made up about Snohomish.
An extremely large coyote is rumored to have been perceived on several instances in a trailer close to Snohomish.
Henry VIII may sometimes be seen yelling at the eye witness to be off mid stream in Carpenter Creek.
The ghost of a street bum has often been observed seeking a bag next to a parked VW in a Snohomish parking lot very late at night.
A huge dormouse is repeatedly observed monitoring the vista from the top of Devils Butte late at night.
A space man from outer space has purportedly been noticed on many occasions next to the waterfront at Blackmans Lake devastating a book.
The ghost of a youthful lady soaked in blood may often be perceived in a Snohomish area clothing store, staggering the aisles. Locals who have spotted this ghost say this ghost could be the soul of a local who passed on here in Snohomish some decades ago.
An extraterrestrial may be spotted very often in Al Borlin Park late in the night pulling a corpse
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over rocks.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer is every so often distinguished slurping motor oil by Fiddlers Bluff.
A very large eland is rumored to have been observed on numerous instances smoking a pipe by Batt Slough.
The phantom of an aged sorceress can occasionally be noticed reading a newsletter before sunrise
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by a mailbox in Snohomish.
An ET from planet Saturn was seen strolling through a flat in Snohomish.
A space alien from another planet came into view quite near the entrance to Lake Chelan National Recreation Area carrying a skull.
A cyclop was witnessed in Blake Island State Park quite near the park headquarters howling.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his upper body showed up mounted on a mare beside a road in the vicinity of Snohomish. The ghost talked about revenging a killing. A local woman claims that this ghost might be a well-known yesteryear native of Snohomish.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft was witnessed at a public phone in Snohomish making a phone call.
A giant argali was made out twinkling a kerosene lamp next to a deserted road right next door to Snohomish before dawn.
An alien from planet Neptune has often been spotted being in a derelict villa in Snohomish.
A sizeable creepy giant is often witnessed standing by a desolate road close to Snohomish.
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lady's body having a bear's head has been perceived on numerous occasions mounted on a motorcycle on a murky highway near Snohomish. Whichever way, this is an unlikable ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Snohomish
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Ghost Sightings From Snohomish
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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