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These are some lies we made up about Selah.
An alien explorer from another solar system can from time to time be made out around midnight glancing over Iowa Flat.
A space man from another world has often been witnessed in Carlon Park around midnight dragging a dead body over rocks.
A space man is frequently distinguished hauling a human headbone by Lookout Point.
The ghost of a civil war combatant has purportedly been distinguished on frequent occasions around midnight floating by on Buckskin Slough.
The phantom of a gentleman with the sign of the devil carved into his nose can repeatedly be spotted around midnight examining Cowiche Canyon in detail.
A huge ram may be witnessed often fishing from the shore of Berglund Lake on a dark night.
Plato has every now and then been seen by a guy canoeing in a river in the vicinity of Selah.
An alien explorer from outer space is every now and then seen seated in an armchair in a building in Selah.
The phantom of the
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driver of a train may occasionally be perceived screaming names beneath a lamppost in Selah.
A space invader from another galaxy was made out appearing frightening at Cascade Mill Pond Dam in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a severely mangled huntsman pulling a dead deer showed up marching from flat to flat on a dark night on a
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Selah residential street. The bystander got scared and ran away. In any event, it certainly is a scary phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A lady with no head was perceived gazing wrathfully at the onlooker up on Naches Heights. The phantom didn't appear to be agonized by the witnesses.
A very large donkey emerged going through the freezer in the kitchen of a Selah flat late in the night.
The ghost of a young-looking woman with a line around her neck was observed relaxing at a coffee table in a Selah apartment. The ghost reacted to the watcher. No matter what, this is a bad ghost that should be stayed away from.
A guy without a head was seen at the entrance to Brooks Memorial State Park piling boulders. The ghost was consumed by the thin air after being perceived. Regardless of what people state, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not disrupted.
A Yeti has often been noticed in a wild neighborhood outside Selah.
A colossal salamander is known to have been perceived on many instances
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waving to cars by the side of a shady road near Selah.
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Ghost Sightings From Selah
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Ghost Sightings From Selah
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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