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These are some lies we made up about Seaview.
A space alien from planet Neptune was noticed slurping blood from a container by a wild road in the vicinity of Seaview late in the night.
An extremely large zebu showed up standing by a wild highway outside Seaview.
A gigantic cow was noticed in a boat on Black Lake guzzling apple juice.
The spirit of a man with a word carved into his arm was made out traveling on a moped on a murky road near Seaview. The appearance of the observer alarmed the spirit who then vanished. Nonetheless, this ghost undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that you don't want to encounter at the stroke of midnight.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was seen very late at night scrambling out of Cranberry Marsh soaked in dirty water.
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Ghost Sightings From Seaview
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Ghost Sightings From Seaview
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
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