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These are some lies we made up about Ridgefield.
The phantom of a youthful gentleman in a rain coat has every so often been noticed in Abrams Park after midnight crying out names of people. Residents allege that this ghost could be the soul of a local who passed on here in Ridgefield a long time ago. Whatever people utter, this is a hostile ghost that should be left alone.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft is occasionally perceived in Allen Canyon in the early morning hours pointing at the watcher.
The Ugly Duckling has purportedly been distinguished on many occasions at Allen Creek after midnight heaving stones into the water.
A headless man may from time to time be spotted poking around in mailboxes at midnight in Ridgefield. One thing's for sure, it's sure a creepy ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system was made out very late at night staring over Hathaway Lake.
The spirit of a dentist with a blood-splattered
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uniform was spotted burning a photo by Bachelor Island Slough. When the bystander came into sight the ghost escaped.
An enormous warthog materialized down next to the water at Binford Reservoir swallowing blood from a jar.
A gargantuan alpaca was observed seeking a photo near the water at Reeder Point.
A Chupacabra was observed
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in a Ridgefield secondary school at night wandering the halls.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter has regularly been made out downing root beer at Sauvie Island Dam before sunrise.
An alien from another world is repeatedly made out in a mirror in a Ridgefield trailer; the phantom was only visible in the mirror.
A massive mongoose has allegedly been observed on several occasions in a home close to Ridgefield.
The spirit of a guy clutching a blood-covered axe may repeatedly be distinguished seeking a glove underneath a parked Ford in a Ridgefield parking lot after midnight.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be perceived often sniveling in Bald Peak State Park at the park headquarters.
The ghost of a civil war combatant has every now and then been seen in a Ridgefield area grocery store, pacing the aisles. One of the folks who live here definitely asserts that this spirit may very well be a renowned former time local of Ridgefield.
A colossal beaver is now and then distinguished
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at the entrance to Mount Rainier National Park attempting to grab something.
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Ghost Sightings From Ridgefield
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Ghost Sightings From Ridgefield
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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