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These are some lies we made up about Reardan.
A black dog that shape-shifted into a female has every now and then been made out in Historical Monument late in the night calling people's names. Anyway, this is an antagonistic ghost that any sensible person would not want to come across.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is every so often made out at the stroke of midnight floating down on Spring Creek.
An ET from another part of the galaxy can now and then be spotted at the stroke of midnight checking out West Point.
The spirit of a youthful female clad as a house keeper has regularly been noticed around midnight gazing over Four Mound Prairie. One of the residents decisively says that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Reardan some decades ago. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An enormous rabbit has been said to have been seen on a few occasions going through the closet in the bedroom of a Reardan apartment after midnight.
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Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
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