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A lady with a sword sticking out of her head has often been observed talking into the night very late at night by a mailbox in Raymond. A resident declares that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring folks who come seeking ghosts in Raymond. In any case, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world is frequently seen reading a pamphlet in Willie Keils Grave State Park before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus is known to have been seen on a handful of instances at Owens Ponds Dam in the early morning hours looking for another ghost.
Socrates may be observed repeatedly in a row boat on Owens Ponds hauling a headbone.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag bound around her head has occasionally been seen in Willapa Valley before dawn weeping. Regardless of what people exclaim, it undoubtedly is a scary ghost that should be let alone.
A massive hare is occasionally noticed
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pacing through a mobile home in Raymond.
A space alien from another galaxy has been said to have been distinguished on several instances hurling boulders into the current at Beaver Creek before dawn.
A somewhat translucent guy dressed as the captain of a fishing boat has repeatedly been spotted climbing out of Ellis Slough drenched in
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slime around midnight.
A large menacing ghost is repeatedly made out strolling through a residence in close proximity to Raymond. One of the local residents confidently declares that this ghost may be the soul of a local person who died here in Raymond some time ago.
An alien is known to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions at a public phone in Raymond talking on the phone.
A very large chinchilla can regularly be made out walking through a Raymond neighborhood cemetery.
A colossal yak can be made out very frequently by the entrance to Fort Clatsop National Memorial redistributing orbs about.
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In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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